Yay, Wondermark.

You know just how to cheer me up…

In which Wendy is prepared.

(Knitters! Go! Read! You will identify with this!)

Also, I have worked until the wee hours of the morning these past two days. I am going out of town at an awkward point in next week’s workflow to make up for it.

And I think I might go rent Asoka. I need me some SRK at the moment. (Actually, we’ll probably go see the Wrestler and then be depressed for a while, and I’ll listen to lots of sappy pop music to make up for it, as that is usually what happens. And by pop music, I mean Tears for Fears.)

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Bear with me…

Dang it. I posted this, then WordPress deleted the post. Curse you!

Anyway, there’s a blog by New Yorkers in Delhi, and you should go read it, and I was going to be more articulate about it but I don’t care anymore.

Our Delhi Struggle

[I care about it a lot, actually, but I don’t remember what I wrote and I don’t want to try to recreate it].

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Today is a good day.

And here’s why:

1. My client presentation went swimmingly. Score!

2. I have finished the Circulatory socks, for a new personal record of a little over a month (this does not sound like an achievement, but it is).

3. I can conjugate the verb “to be” in Hindi.

4. The cafe at work was closed, but I got free lunch. So, win.

5. I am having class here this evening, so I don’t have to drive anywhere to teach! Also win.

6. I have introduced the ChickenGoddess to the wonders of Indian costume dramas, most notably the costume drama referenced in the previous post. She is suitably pleased, I think.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the rest of the day. As Mondays go, this one isn’t too bad.

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Jodhaa Akbar

jodhaa akbar by jadhavchetu.

[Linked from jadhavchetu‘s Flickr photostream]

I know I said I’d talk about Dhoom 2 next, but Jodhaa Akbar so completely eclipses it in every way that I’ve got to move on.

[Movie: Jodhaa Akbar, starring Hrithik Roshan and Aishwariya Rai Bachchan]

I can’t stop watching this movie. It is four hours long, and I watch it straight through every time. Intermission? Intermissions are for those with weak bladders.

Put simply, this film is about the Mughal ruler Akbar the Great, or Jalaluddin Mohammad Akbar, son of Babur. Actually, that’s not entirely true. It’s sort of half and half about him and his Hindu wife, Jodhaa Bai (there’s a lot of speculation about her – whether or not that was her name, whose wife Jodhaa Bai actually was, where she lived, etc.). In the tradition of all elaborate costume dramas, the story is overblown and dramatic, the costumes are fabulous, and there’s a lot of scenery chewing. It’s like all the stuff I love about Jane Austen screen adaptations, only in Hindi, with saris and men with really fabulous facial hair.

And as most of the films I like go, it’s got Hrithik. Hrithik fighting an elephant, Hrithik shirtless doing sword work, Hrithik looking dramatic, so on and so forth.

I was disappointed to find out that reality was not like the movie. I find this happens to me a lot. I mean, when the fantasy is a really attractive guy in fancy clothing who is sensitive but also tough and does all kinds of wonderful things for his subjects, even though he’s not a Hindu, and the reality is this guy who was sort of okay, as conquerors go, but not at all as exciting as Bollywood makes him seem, which would you pick? I’m going with spangles.

[Incidentally, as I was searching for my new obsessively Rajasthani summer SCA persona, I discovered that for a paltry $400, you can purchase a replica set of Jodhaa’s bridal jewelry. Somehow, this amazes me.]

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New thing – Wednesday Weird

(Note: This new thing will probably last as long as the usual new thing, that is, approximately three weeks. Then I will move on to something else new.]

I started this blog at the insistence of other knit bloggers, who were dismayed at my then blogless state. As I’ve done this more, I realize that I keep it up because one of the things that brings me immense joy is the sharing of really weird and wonderful things with other people. If I can show you something (just one thing) each day that you’ve never seen before, I consider that a day well spent.

That’s where Wednesday Weird comes in. Today’s weirdness is the Tokyo Dance Trooper, who brings a big grin to my face every morning (and who I discovered via BoingBoing, the place I generally find great stuff like this).

Enjoy, and stay tuned for next week’s installment.

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I have done it!

I have finished a sock in less than four months! A pair of socks, even!

It’s a new personal record!

Photos to follow.

[And also, I am learning Hindi, but first Devanagari, which is really really hard. Really!]

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Why I knit, Reason #16

I knit because it keeps me from getting too far into my other obsessions, which, while pretty darn cool, do not produce anything of substance aside from intense irritation on the part of my friends and family.

It is hard to knit while reading subtitles.

This is why books on tape and long car trips are great things. Both things at once! I have turned the heel on the second sock of a pair, making these socks my fastest so far. It is possible to knit something in under a month (the hat took a little over two weeks)! Just think… if I really worked on a sweater diligently, I could potentially wear it before it gets warm and then cold again.

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Oh, hat.

I recently marked something in my Ravelry project page as an FO. I did this sort of incorrectly, as it is not really finished, but it’s been so long since I’ve been able to do this, that I did it anyway.

The object in question is this:

Hat, MKII by you.

You will recognize it as the twin of a hat knit by the Chicken Goddess, only hers is better-fitting and truly finished. I like to think that I enjoyed this so much that I knit it twice, and here is the proof:

Two hats at once! by you.

Looks like two hats, you say. Well, well. How observant! It is indeed two hats, one knit on smaller needles and one knit on the correct needles. The one knit on smaller needles ended up being a large bun cover, and fits Lemmy Kilmouster nicely (you’ll just have to trust me on that for a bit, because I seem to have forgotten to upload a photo).

So I got another set of needles out, started from the outside of the ball of yarn, and knit another hat. This hat is the right size everywhere but the brim, which is much too large. I shall have to frog it back to where the band starts, and re-knit that part on smaller needles. I appear to have forgotten how much looser my purl stitches generally are. I’ll not make that mistake again.

I have gone to and from Virginia with Jennie, and appear to be only slightly exhausted, but in a good, happy kind of way. I got to spend time with a favorite author, plus many friends I only get to see once a year at DragonCon. I really wish everyone did not live so far away. It’s difficult to hang out with people who are in Virginia when you are in Georgia. It makes going out for pizza together kind of a trek.

Later today, or perhaps tomorrow, I will give my thoughts on Dhoom2, which is far superior to Dhoom, and a really entertaining 3 hours besides (though Baobh likens it to rap music, which I do not see but can respect).

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Once again,

Thank you Internets, for showing me wondrous things:

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Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum 1 by motaleb223.

[From motaleb223’s flickr photostream]

Alrighty, folks. I have taken knitting photos, and they will be posted in good time, but the reason for not posting is that I have been obsessed (think of that in all caps, like I’m shouting it at you and waving my arms around like an idiot) with Bollywood films, and, more specifically, Hrithik Roshan films (though through the aforementioned film, I have come to appreciate Shah Rukh Khan in a new way). Thanks to the Tsarina for fueling this, though it would have happened in good time through a number of poorer quality films.

Anyhow, that is to say that I don’t speak more than two words of Hindi and so it is necessary to really read the subtitles when I’m watching the movie, so I can’t knit simultaneously. Thankfully I have a long car ride to the house of a knitter coming up tomorrow, so I should finish that Christmas knitting that never got done (by this point people know that you get gifts from me when you get them, and not getting them on the correct day is not a sign that I don’t care).

Also keep in mind that I am an American, and so my review is intended for a solidly American audience, as I don’t understand Indian culture fully, and am not meaning to offend anyone.

Here goes.

First off, I loved this film, even if my DVD player decided that I didn’t need all the subtitles, and that I could read them three seconds late and still know what was going on.

I loved that Rohan was hot, then fat, then hot. I love Shah Rukh Khan’s eyebrows (this has nothing to do with the story or quality of acting, but they are spectacular). I loved how ostentatious the Raichand family home was. I loved how everyone cried for absolutely everything. In fact, I am going to refer to this as the Crying Movie for the time being, as it helps me remember. No, seriously. According to the subtitles, the title translates to “Through Smiles, Through Tears,” and I think that’s pretty appropriate. It’s alternately goofy and dramatically tear-wrenching, and the last, oh, 45 minutes involves everybody crying about pretty much everything. I think this is a movie for girls only (I got the inkling that this was so when it was SRK in a wet shirt in the dream dance sequence. Dayum.). And also, men are much more attractive when crying. No, really! Especially Hrithik.

I don’t know if this is an accurate representation of the respective lives of people in India’s high society and Chandni Chowk, but I was really fascinated by the differences in demeanor and opinions of each. I really appreciated Anjali’s family after the coldness of Rahul’s. I was also pleased by the contrast between the pastel’s of Yash’s birthday party and the lively colors of Anjali’s father’s party.

And then there was that horrid bit with Pooja in England, and OHMYGOD she became the Most Irritating Person on the Planet, and then suddenly she was not and Rohan fell in love with her (inexplicably at first, because she’s still really friggin’ irritating), and then everything is fine, but I won’t tell you how, because I don’t want to give it away.

And then everybody cries a lot, and did you know that Hrithik Roshan looks very Indian when all dressed up in wedding clothes? Which is to say very nice. I could watch him dance all day.

Later on, I’ll show off some knitting. I’ve been busy.

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