Jodhaa Akbar

jodhaa akbar by jadhavchetu.

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I know I said I’d talk about Dhoom 2 next, but Jodhaa Akbar so completely eclipses it in every way that I’ve got to move on.

[Movie: Jodhaa Akbar, starring Hrithik Roshan and Aishwariya Rai Bachchan]

I can’t stop watching this movie. It is four hours long, and I watch it straight through every time. Intermission? Intermissions are for those with weak bladders.

Put simply, this film is about the Mughal ruler Akbar the Great, or Jalaluddin Mohammad Akbar, son of Babur. Actually, that’s not entirely true. It’s sort of half and half about him and his Hindu wife, Jodhaa Bai (there’s a lot of speculation about her – whether or not that was her name, whose wife Jodhaa Bai actually was, where she lived, etc.). In the tradition of all elaborate costume dramas, the story is overblown and dramatic, the costumes are fabulous, and there’s a lot of scenery chewing. It’s like all the stuff I love about Jane Austen screen adaptations, only in Hindi, with saris and men with really fabulous facial hair.

And as most of the films I like go, it’s got Hrithik. Hrithik fighting an elephant, Hrithik shirtless doing sword work, Hrithik looking dramatic, so on and so forth.

I was disappointed to find out that reality was not like the movie. I find this happens to me a lot. I mean, when the fantasy is a really attractive guy in fancy clothing who is sensitive but also tough and does all kinds of wonderful things for his subjects, even though he’s not a Hindu, and the reality is this guy who was sort of okay, as conquerors go, but not at all as exciting as Bollywood makes him seem, which would you pick? I’m going with spangles.

[Incidentally, as I was searching for my new obsessively Rajasthani summer SCA persona, I discovered that for a paltry $400, you can purchase a replica set of Jodhaa’s bridal jewelry. Somehow, this amazes me.]

About HappyGoth

By day, I'm a graphic designer. By night, I'm a knitter. I'm doing my part to keep Hotlanta stylish. I imagine that if you don't already understand the title of the blog, you're probably confused and perhaps slightly annoyed, but never fear - I do have a reason (and it's a good one). Having gone to hear Stephanie Pearl McPhee, and then having been inspired to blog about knitting, I found myself wondering what to call the blog. I recalled a conversation I had with Mouse and the Chicken Goddess about why it is a Bad Idea to anger knitters - this conversation was following SPM, aka the Yarn Harlot telling the assembled throng about Those Who Do Not Understand Knitting and Therefore Belittle It Much to the Chagrin of Others, or TWDNUKTBMCO, which is not the acronym she used but is the one I'm using because I forgot hers - that is, we are numerous and we all have very pointy sticks, easily transforming into an angry mob. Therefore, knitters = angry mob.
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4 Responses to Jodhaa Akbar

  1. HappyGoth says:

    Yuh-huh. Definitely. You won’t be sorry…

  2. Ok, ok, I need to see this. We’ll have to pick a day for some mindless knitting and subtitle reading.

  3. HappyGoth says:

    Heh. Dhoom is not as good as Dhoom 2, so if you have to choose, I’d choose the sequel. Apparently both Hrithik and Abishek are set to release Dhoom 3 in the not-too-distant future. I’m kind of excited.

    I’ll have to rent Asoka. I LOVED Om Shanti Om, even though I’m still not as excited about SRK (he’s very charming, I must say). He’s gradually winning me over.

    Thanks to you, I now have a loooong list of movies I must see right this moment. I will perhaps never run out of things I need to see, and that’s pretty excellent.

  4. OK, I know you’re more of a Hrithik fan than I am, and all, and probably less of an SRK-lover at that… but still, if you are this enthralled by “Jodhaa Akbar” (which I totally love too), you REALLY should see “Asoka” as well. Srsly. Even Kareena Kapoor is totally un-annoyinig in it, and it has all that epic sweep and heartache and is fabulously stylized. And Danny Denzongpa is simply brilliant.

    Also, if you love Aishwarya (and what’s not to love), see the remake of “Umrao Jaan.”

    NB I think Abishek totally gets a bum rap for not being his father, He’s a pretty damn good actor in his own right. Note to self: must see the Dhoom movies already. Also, must get serious about Hindi, apparently.

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