I do not know that you realized the risk associated with training the cat to sit on your shoulder. Yes, he is an adorable, fuzzy pirate accessory. And yes, he does seem to like it. However, there is this:
“AH LUV YUR HEAD. IT R MY BEST FRENDS.”
(No, seriously. He was purring and making biscuits.)
“I CANNOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO GET DOWN FROM HERE.”
“WHATEVER. THINGS ARE FINE. I’LL JUST STAY HERE A WHILE.”
Johnny Cat doesn’t know what’s going on, but he’s certain that he doesn’t like it.