New purpose! And a plan!

I have three things to accomplish by the end of the month. They are knitting related. They are as follows:

1. Finish the socks of infinity. I am nearly there, but my resolve is waning. However, I will not give up.
2. Knit a men’s hat. This was supposed to be a Christmas present. It is now March.
3. Knit a bunny suit for a coworker’s impending offspring. I will be knitting it in two pieces, one which is a hoodie with ears, and one which is a pair of hyperbolic baby pants with a detachable tail. I am not giving away any secrets, since I have told her about these things already.

Baby things are awesome because they are small and quick. And the infant will be very small for a while. We had a discussion this morning, attempting to figure out why it is that women like tiny things, and none of us could give a reason. We could, however, give many examples to prove that we do, indeed, gravitate to tiny things.

I have many tiny, useless glass bottles on my buffet in the dining room. I also collect vinyl figurines. I do not care for the large ones.

Keep me to task, bloglandia! The Christmas knitting is getting to the ridiculously overdue point…