Okay, so not so much in the pillaging, smelly, scallywag kind of way, but he does have a shoulder pet.
Being a land pirate, he has a shoulder cat. Observe:
Yep. Cute, right?
Kind of like an owl.
An owl who finds his proximity to the hanging fan chains very convenient.
And who may or may not be practicing to be a zombie. YOUR BRAINS THEY ARE SPICY.
At this point, WH says, “Uh, a little help here?” And then I remind him that he taught Lemmy Cat to do this, and that it’s his own fault. I do keep Lemmy’s claws trimmed, though, just in case.
And then after this, it’s time for a catnap.
That cat never does anything normal.