Dear bastards who stole my porch furniture:

1. That’s completely not cool.

2. If you’re going to steal from somebody, steal from somebody who can afford it.

3. I hate you

Die in a fire,


About HappyGoth

By day, I'm a graphic designer. By night, I'm a knitter. I'm doing my part to keep Hotlanta stylish. I imagine that if you don't already understand the title of the blog, you're probably confused and perhaps slightly annoyed, but never fear - I do have a reason (and it's a good one). Having gone to hear Stephanie Pearl McPhee, and then having been inspired to blog about knitting, I found myself wondering what to call the blog. I recalled a conversation I had with Mouse and the Chicken Goddess about why it is a Bad Idea to anger knitters - this conversation was following SPM, aka the Yarn Harlot telling the assembled throng about Those Who Do Not Understand Knitting and Therefore Belittle It Much to the Chagrin of Others, or TWDNUKTBMCO, which is not the acronym she used but is the one I'm using because I forgot hers - that is, we are numerous and we all have very pointy sticks, easily transforming into an angry mob. Therefore, knitters = angry mob.
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4 Responses to Dear bastards who stole my porch furniture:

  1. We shall negotiate. I will most likely go with whatever you think is fair once you have seen them.

  2. I have some extra stuff that you can have if you would like it. Cheapie plastic chairs, and one decent metal set that is a glass top cafe table w/2 chairs.

    If you think you want them & they won’t get stolen again – heck, you can have the plastic chairs even if you think they will get stolen again.

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