In the annals of Weird Search Terms People Have Used To Locate This Blog:
“sexi film heavy knitters”
Huh? This is a whole new fetish/subculture. Heavy knitters? Is that like heavy metal? If so, it sounds awesome.
And if it’s a movie, could somebody please direct me to it? I’m so intrigued I can hardly stand it. “By day, they are average knitters… By night, they put aside their socks and become SEXY KNITTERS FROM PLANET X. When the going gets tough, these knitters go heavy.”
Yeah. That sounds sweet.
By day, I'm a graphic designer. By night, I'm a knitter. I'm doing my part to keep Hotlanta stylish.
I imagine that if you don't already understand the title of the blog, you're probably confused and perhaps slightly annoyed, but never fear - I do have a reason (and it's a good one). Having gone to hear Stephanie Pearl McPhee, and then having been inspired to blog about knitting, I found myself wondering what to call the blog. I recalled a conversation I had with Mouse and the Chicken Goddess about why it is a Bad Idea to anger knitters - this conversation was following SPM, aka the Yarn Harlot telling the assembled throng about Those Who Do Not Understand Knitting and Therefore Belittle It Much to the Chagrin of Others, or TWDNUKTBMCO, which is not the acronym she used but is the one I'm using because I forgot hers - that is, we are numerous and we all have very pointy sticks, easily transforming into an angry mob.
Therefore, knitters = angry mob.
I want to be the one with the bride of Frankenstein hair!
You SO need to make sexy knitters from planet x tee shirts. It could be a big planet graphic with crossed needles stuck in it!
It’s just asking for beehive hairdos…