Dear Atlanta:

When making a right-hand turn, please ascertain that (1) you are in the correct lane to make said turn and (2) there are no cars in the way to impede your progress as you make said turn.

I honestly don’t care if you have your blinker on and are driving an enormous land yacht. Really, I don’t. You didn’t hit me but you came very close.

Thank you,

Happygoth.

(p.s. I finished the feather and fan scarf! Yay! My third finished object ever. I will post photos later, once I have them and am done feeling righteously indignant)

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A Thing I Am Knitting

This one is my very favorite project right now. Remember how I mentioned that I had a nice surprise in happening upon StringTown when I was in Arkansas? Well, I did. Anyway, I was in Fort Smith, Arkansas, thinking life was dismal except for seeing my mom, when I was driving through downtown and saw a yarn shop that I had previously not known about. I commanded my mother to stop the car immediately (I was not actually driving, I just hoped you’d think so) and hopped out and went inside and 20 minutes later was the proud owner of this yarn:

The yarn is Boku (I labeled it incorrectly in Flickr), and the colorway is #11. The proprietress of the shop had knitted a lovely scarf out of colorway #12, and when I appeared to be unsure about purchasing it, added that the pattern came free with the purchase of yarn. And since it was quite affordable, I had to buy two whole skeins plus a pair of needles, and start knitting it that very afternoon!

This photo is the progress I have made on the scarf:

It’s really very easy. It’s the Easy Feather and Fan Scarf, and the completed portion is about, oh, maybe 6 hours of work. It’s my very first lace project, and I can do it now without looking at the pattern. Seriously – if you haven’t done lace before, this is a great project to start with, especially since the yarn stripes up so nicely (though you could knit it with whatever you wanted, I’d imagine).

Detail of the pattern and color change.

I think I ought to have this finished in a couple of weeks, depending on how much free time I have to spend on it. I’m also thinking that this might be a good gift for those who don’t knit. I have several friends with cold necks.

My next (new) project will be a Kent Treble Bob scarf. I have to re-learn how to cable first, though. But now I know how to do the rest, so I’m dangerous.

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Puppies!

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Oy. I’m such a bleeding heart. I posted it and a kind commenter pointed out that it is spam. Oh, well. The puppies are darn cute, aren’t they? Everyone loves cute puppies.

Plus, I found my squid hat project! I’ll post more about that later.

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This is late, but what the hey.

Congratulations to the Most Beautiful Couple in the Universe [TM] who got married this past weekend.

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Untapped Potential

Last night, instead of doing the cleaning around the house that I desperately need to do in preparation for the house guest we’ll be having with us this weekend, I went to Jennie Breeden’s house to help her sort through kilt photos. After eating much steak and chocolate cake (remember the cake – it figures in later) we sat down for the sorting. [For the uninformed, we were sorting through photos from DragonCon, during which we had set up in a corner of the Mariott lobby with a leafblower, photographer, and model release forms, and then proceeded to photograph men getting their “skirts” blown up by Jennie (shhhhhh…. keep it on the down-low). Affirmative action at its best.] I have never seen so many hairy man parts in my entire life (and I was present for the actual event, having been the one in charge of the release forms), and it got me to thinking; I don’t know that I ever knew where the site was, but at Knitch this past weekend I saw photos of a certain gentleman and his “willy warmer.” I have had the revelation that the kilt event is an untapped goldmine of men who desperately need said “willy warmer.” It’s got to get drafty under the kilt, and I know we women would not object (I mean, really – I think you’re lying if you say you’d like to see that much anonymous wang).

Sooooo… yeah. And then when I got home with the remains of my cake, I dropped the cake onto my half-finished Easy Feather and Fan Scarf (I’ll post pictures soon) that I started after visiting StringTown, which was a marvelously pleasant surprise to an otherwise Arkansas visit to the parents (yes, I’m using Arkansas as an adjective, and yes, I think it’s appropriate). Miraculously, even though icing sat on it all night, the knitting has escaped unscathed although I had to toss the Knitsch bag it was living in.

Whew. Thursday we’re going to sort kilt photos into playing cards so that I can clip them in Photoshop.

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RIP Marcel Marceau

BoingBoing informs me that he passed away yesterday at the age of 84. I have always loved mimes, and he was the greatest. (Actually, I had no idea he was still living, so this was not much of a shock to me.)

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This post is a stub.

And then I’d add that little “you can expand this post by adding to it” thing that Wikipedia says, only you can’t do that, so there.

Yesterday I went to an SCA event, at which I did much fencing, and today I went to Knitsch to hang out and knit with the Chicken Goddess and Friends (no Muppets involved, unfortunately). It was very busy, as apparently happens after a big event such as the Yarn Harlot visiting, and I got some knitting done but not as much as I’d hoped. I am making a baby hat for a friend and I screwed up the gauge so I had to start over with smaller needles. I believe I have now learned my lesson about doing a test swatch first. However, the hat is still bigger than baby-sized, so I think I’ll give it to the friend and tell her the baby will have to grow into it. Then I frustrated myself trying to remember how to do cabling, and have decided to call it quits for the evening, and get a refresher on Knitting Help.

Hooray!

And I have this to say to Universal Pictures: The firm is pronounced “bee bee dee oh”, not “bee bee dee and oh”. You do not pronounce the “and” in BBD&O.

Thank you.

(There’ll be photos soon. This is all out of order).

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Squeeeed.

I don’t currently crochet, but I might have to start. I mean, teeny cephalopods! How cool is that?

Wunderkammen

Wow.

See? Awesome.

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Simply Orgasmic.

I want absolutely everything on this site. I think I’ll start with the Snow White, though. It looks like a simple enough pattern for a first sweater, right?

Ysolda

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An Explanation

I imagine that if you don’t already understand the title of the blog, you’re probably confused and perhaps slightly annoyed, but never fear – I do have a reason (and it’s a good one). Having gone to hear Stephanie Pearl McPhee talk at Knitsch this past Wednesday, and then having been inspired to blog about knitting, I found myself wondering what to call the blog. I recalled a conversation I had with Mouse and the Chicken Goddess about why it is a Bad Idea to anger knitters – this conversation was following SPM, aka the Yarn Harlot telling the assembled throng about Those Who Do Not Understand Knitting and Therefore Belittle It Much to the Chagrin of Others, or TWDNUKTBMCO, which is not the acronym she used but is the one I’m using because I forgot hers – that is, we are numerous and we all have very pointy sticks, easily transforming into an angry mob.

Therefore, knitters = angry mob. You’d do well not to anger us.

Also, I need to finish my socks. I found myself looking down at my feet, which at this moment are clad in uninteresting blue store-bought socks (with a penguin at the top only I know about because it’s under my pants leg), and feeling very forlorn, since I have an exciting pair of unfinished knitted by me socks in a tote bag in my living room.

And now I know why other knitters love knitting socks so much. I understand! It’s like a bolt of lightning! In the shape of blue store-bought penguin socks! Hooray!

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