Or the day before that, or the day before that, or all of last week. I’ve been working late. And because I’m a dork like that, here is my running train of thought for ALL OF YESTERDAY (because I know you were totally waiting to see that).
9:15 – Why are my knees cold? The didn’t get cold yesterday, and it was colder then. Was I wearing pants yesterday? Yes, I think I was.
9:45 – Haha. View all at once! That is so droll.
10:15 – Why is this sari so cheap? Oh! Because it is hideous!
10:55 – I love saris. It is so cold outside. I am too nervous to wear them, anyway.
11:00 – Wait… Swarovski crystals? Seriously. On a sari. What. (am looking at http://www.nallisilk.com) Time to stop browsing this. I could buy these, but then again, where would I wear them?
12:00 – These copy changes are never-ending. I will be changing copy in my sleep tonight.
12:45 – eek! printing. WHY DID YOU FREEZE, INDESIGN? I did not tell you to do that.
2:15 – aw, man. It’s going to be a late night.
4:00 – is it time for cheese yet? no? I’ll have more coffee, then. Wait. That’s stupid. I won’t sleep tonight, either.
4:30 – this coffee is great.
6:15 – oh, wait. The point of Jeopardy is to win the most money, not just answer the most questions. Duh.
7:00 – so hungry. perhaps we will order food. I hope it is steak
8:00 – when is the steak coming? I want my steak.
8:30 – mmmsteak
9:00 – whew. Only a little more to go
10:15 – wait. how is it 10:15?
11:00 – ugh. I am over this.
11:15 – should I wait for everyone else or just go home?
11:30 – woo! going home!
11:45 – I hope nobody is hiding behind the garage, waiting to mug me. That would suck.
12:15 – zzzzzzzz
I know. Thrilling.