I did no knitting yesterday

Or the day before that, or the day before that, or all of last week. I’ve been working late. And because I’m a dork like that, here is my running train of thought for ALL OF YESTERDAY (because I know you were totally waiting to see that).

9:15 – Why are my knees cold? The didn’t get cold yesterday, and it was colder then. Was I wearing pants yesterday? Yes, I think I was.

9:45 – Haha. View all at once! That is so droll.

10:15 – Why is this sari so cheap? Oh! Because it is hideous!

10:55 – I love saris. It is so cold outside. I am too nervous to wear them, anyway.

11:00 – Wait… Swarovski crystals? Seriously. On a sari. What. (am looking at http://www.nallisilk.com) Time to stop browsing this. I could buy these, but then again, where would I wear them?

12:00 – These copy changes are never-ending. I will be changing copy in my sleep tonight.

12:45 – eek! printing. WHY DID YOU FREEZE, INDESIGN? I did not tell you to do that.

2:15 – aw, man. It’s going to be a late night.

4:00 – is it time for cheese yet? no? I’ll have more coffee, then. Wait. That’s stupid. I won’t sleep tonight, either.

4:30 – this coffee is great.

6:15 – oh, wait. The point of Jeopardy is to win the most money, not just answer the most questions. Duh.

7:00 – so hungry. perhaps we will order food. I hope it is steak

8:00 – when is the steak coming? I want my steak.

8:30 – mmmsteak

9:00 – whew. Only a little more to go

10:15 – wait. how is it 10:15?

11:00 – ugh. I am over this.

11:15 – should I wait for everyone else or just go home?

11:30 – woo! going home!

11:45 – I hope nobody is hiding behind the garage, waiting to mug me. That would suck.

12:15 – zzzzzzzz

I know. Thrilling.

About HappyGoth

By day, I'm a graphic designer. By night, I'm a knitter. I'm doing my part to keep Hotlanta stylish. I imagine that if you don't already understand the title of the blog, you're probably confused and perhaps slightly annoyed, but never fear - I do have a reason (and it's a good one). Having gone to hear Stephanie Pearl McPhee, and then having been inspired to blog about knitting, I found myself wondering what to call the blog. I recalled a conversation I had with Mouse and the Chicken Goddess about why it is a Bad Idea to anger knitters - this conversation was following SPM, aka the Yarn Harlot telling the assembled throng about Those Who Do Not Understand Knitting and Therefore Belittle It Much to the Chagrin of Others, or TWDNUKTBMCO, which is not the acronym she used but is the one I'm using because I forgot hers - that is, we are numerous and we all have very pointy sticks, easily transforming into an angry mob. Therefore, knitters = angry mob.
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