So far today I have removed all the keys from my keyboard, cleaned them and the keyboard, and replaced them again. I have given myself several blood blisters in the process, which only serve to make me feel even more accomplished. Like, all techie and stuff. As a reward (and because I again neglected to prepare lunch for myself last night, and then overslept as usual), I made a 3rd-grade lunch, which consisted of a grilled cheese sandwich (Kraft singles, for purposes of authenticity), carrot sticks, and apple slices with peanut butter (Jif, also for purposes of authenticity). The only way this could be a more authentically 3rd-grade meal is if I took one of those mini milk cartons and mixed in a chocolate pudding cup (which I remember as being an awesome combination, but which also becomes grosser and grosser the more I think about it – it was lumpy).
Perhaps I will even finish the Socks of Eternity.
Perhaps in reality I will not. But I might get a couple of rows done.
knitters = angry mob 
Mmmmmmmmm – grilled cheese sammich! YUM!