If I were a man, I’d be rather hirsute, I think (though I don’t find beards and moustaches attractive on men, personally, as a woman). I’d have a big, bushy, Regency-style beard/sideburns combo, like a walrus, and I’d so totally enter this:
About the MobWell, really it's a mob of one, but you get the idea. I'm just me, in Hotlanta, but through me there are many others (yes, we are numerous), and we have teh pointy sticks (fear them), and besides that, we make pretty things. Mostly.
All Them Thangs