I came up with the prize sooner than I’d imagined…
In honor of my 100th blog post, I’m having a contest! I love weird search terms used to find my blog. What are your favorite weird search terms from your own blog? Post them in the comments, and then I’ll choose the weirdest. If you win, you get the sweat of my brow (ew) in the form of one personalized rubber stamp/block print (you get the block so that you can print as many as you want) designed and made by Yours Truly. Seriously. I can make stamps. (If this is a lame prize, email me and suggest another). If you want to see my work, go to my other website, Sugar Devil Design, and take a gander at the Chicago Horror Film Festival work (click on “pdf” and download a pdf, since the site itself is really buggy and is due for a major overhaul).
Have fun, everybody! (You’ve got until the Ides of May, or the 15th for you normal types)
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[I have not knit for a whole day, mostly because last night I cleaned out my living room, and discovered no less than 4 bags full of unfinished projects, plus assorted yarn ends and patterns. Most of these were under/around the couch, though one was tucked away in the corner, and another was living on the coffee table. My husband is so amazingly patient. I’m going to add to the Super Secret project #2, since I have realized that I have enough yarn for something else, and I’m not really one to wear those colors.]
knitters = angry mob 
I finally checked mine so I decided to send you what I got FYI. They are pretty boring. First is “weird knitting” which I really so not understand, as you knit far weirder things than I do. The next is “wet chicken tail”, which worries me slightly. The strangest one is “the chickengoddess”, mostly because this either means I am somehow famous enough for prople to actually want information on me or that they’re actually looking for my blog. What is up with that? Or, more frighteningly, that lost souls out there are looking for a deity called the chickengoddess, or maybe that chickens have mastered the skills necessary to hack into their owners networks and try to reach me from their coops. Hmmm l33t ch1xors. How do you feel about chickens in the ether? Me, I’m scared.
OK Miss Laura, here are the top four goofiest on my keyword list:
walmart must sing chants before every weekday
pouting monkey face
can you get parrot cages at kmart
b b eyes
Thanks! I appreciate the sentiment…
I don’t have a blog, so I can’t participate, but congratulations on 100 posts!