Doggie Saga

I had been on a pretty good “making things” streak, but am sort of stalled because of this little lady:

Isn’t she cute? Well, if you think so and also think “I wish I could have a dog just like that,” you’re in luck! She’s not our dog. Actually, I have no idea whose dog she is, although we’ve been trying our hardest to figure that out. We think she was dumped or ran away a while ago, and her owners either don’t care or have given up looking.

Anyway. She was hanging around the house so we gave her water, and then she was still there in the morning so we gave her more water, and then because she was still there at the end of the day, we fed her and put her on a lead so she couldn’t run into traffic, and now here she is.

She’s very sweet, but kind of a nut. She doesn’t really understand “sit” or “shake” or anything really except for “stay.” She loves treats, though, and learns quickly, so we’re hopeful. Now the task is to get her spayed, up on her shots, and crate trained so that we can find her a good family.

We’re not that family. I had this realization after a rather impressive allergy attack, when I remembered that I’m actually allergic to dogs, and also actually quite happy with the cats.

So if you know of someone who needs a lovely little bully mix, or recognizes this particular little lady (to be known as Ginger Ladycakes until somebody else gives her another name), please let me know. I want her to have a happy home, but I am smart enough to realize that my home is not that home.

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Shameless Plug

(WordPress tells me I’ve used that subject line twice before,  but whatever.)

I’ve got a full-time job, but I also have something huge and very cool (no spoilers!) I’m saving up for, and need to be done saving by November. So if you or anybody you know needs freelance design work, please please please send them my way. My rates are very reasonable, and I’m quite good.

Here’s some work I’ve done:

My Website

I do pretty much everything EXCEPT for web development and coding (but I can design some shiny sites if you’ve got someone to build them for you).

Shoot me an email if you’ve got something in mind.

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Kingdom A&S 2011

Last Kingdom A&S was hot and pretty good. I entered things in the open A&S category, got some good feedback. All in all pretty decent.

This Kingdom A&S was also hot, but so much more excellent. Best one yet, I’d say!

We drove down to southern Alabama with Blogless Lea and Mr. Norwegian, who are great road trip buddies. On the way was a stop at Chik-fil-a Dwarf House, which sports a tiny novelty door and serves hamburgers. I did not have a hamburger, but I did go through the tiny door. Twice.

We sort of crashed when we got to the hotel. I am so happy we decided to go for the hotel. Best idea ever.

Anyway. Next day, we all got up, had breakfast (confused the crap out of the hotel owners), and headed to site. There was some frantic rushing around, trying to get things all set up in time but also get to meetings and such. There was a finger loop braiding class I had wanted to take, but found myself doing other, equally interesting things.

This is how my display looked once I got it all set up:

I made sure to show off some of the tools and materials I used, which was something I neglected to do last time. I think it helped this time around.

Then I shadowed the judging on this:

(Adela’s very thorough and informative illumination entry.)

And on this:

(Crazy awesome Bayeux tapestry embroidery, sorry for the upside-downness)

And also Elisenda’s scroll, which I thought I had photographed but didn’t.

I like shadow judging. It’s like judging with no pressure. Also, I talk a lot and am therefore a bad shadow judge. I’ll work on that. It was great, though, because the group judging was Mistresses Thorkatla, Christine (I forget her SCA name, though that may actually be her SCA name) and Tamara, who are very good at instructing and explaining and being very thorough.

At the same time that was going on, the judges working on my book were, well, judging, and so it felt like a Herculean effort to avoid listening in. I managed, but was convinced the whole time that i was doing terribly. I kept hearing “she did,” and “it looks like she,” and was all paranoid.

B entered her lace, which is spectacular:

WH entered this crazy entry, on nasal reconstruction in period (focusing on Tycho Brahe and his copper/silver/whatever nose):

This was my favorite of the open A&S entries:

Hand-carved bone spindle whorl. So awesome!

And then it was almost 2, and I was informed that i needed lunch, which I did, and then we watched some performances, and then we sat around a while trying not to be too warm.

I also got my score. I had gotten a 12/20 on my last book, which was good considering I had never entered a book like that before. This time around I was hoping for maybe a 15, tops. To my complete and utter surprise, I got a 19/20! Like, whoa! The one point was for a couple of things I couldn’t figure out, like the hinges, the tooling and how the endpapers worked. I sat down with one of the judges, who was well-versed in European bindings, and now I know what I need to fix those things. Another of the judges, a friend of mine, has done a lot of leatherwork, and has offered to help me with that part. I am ready to make an even better book. I’m going to practice a little before I bind it, though, just in case.

Finally, it came time for court. We changed, and headed out. I attempted briefly to sit court the “proper” way, with my veil covering my face, but it was both windy and stifling at the same time, so I gave up. Allesandra (sorry Serafina, I am a ditz) received her AoA (well-deserved), there was some other stuff that happened, and then Adela got up before the court to give a prize and was about to go sit when the king called her back, and then, to everyone’s immense astonishment and delight, called up the Order of the Laurel.

Obviously the next step was to announce that she was being put on vigil for her elevation.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I may have said “WHAT.” out loud. It was such an amazing surprise. It also made two of two vigil announcements, both to people who totally deserve it (yay for M, too, who has heard extensively how excited everyone is for her). Whew.

And then it was announced that B had gotten the only perfect score of the day (woo!), I had gotten the only 19, and WH had won Laurels’ Choice for his crazy project.

All of us CG apprentices felt like we’d done House Awesome proud. We still feel that way. T got loads of compliments on her garb, too, which added to that, as did R being pretty dang awesome all around.

Then I helped a lady wrap herself in a sari, before being completely hot and wilted and going back to the hotel with everyone.

The night ended with sitting in the hotel pool, drinking tasty drinks, and then eating way too much pizza in the hotel room. We watched True Blood and went to sleep.

The next day, on the way home, we passed this:

(evidently they sell turkey, rather than things from Turkey)

and went to this flea market:

(it was much better than this when we arrived, but was closing down by the time we left)

where we got a Playstation memory card and saw this:

Once we were home, I played 6 hours of Final Fantasy IX, gave Jennie some photos, and crashed at about midnight.

It was a great weekend.

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Book, right?

Yes. Now that I’m not binding it, I can talk about it. (Will be a series of two posts today.)

I bound a book a couple of years ago and have been doing mad research since then to improve my technique and authenticity. The last one, as you might remember, was a noble attempt.

This one blew it out of the water.

Firstly, I used way better paper. Last time was sketch paper, non-archival, sort of kind of cotton rag (but not totally). This time was a smooth 100% cotton rag, 32lb. It worked loads better. I also used letter sized paper, which meant I did less tearing. That was a good idea.

The book block in its initial stages of sewing:

(I am lazy and did no color-correcting. Sorry.)

You can see how nice and even these are. I used the regular link stitch I used on the last version. There’s another variation that appears that showed up on an example in Islamic Bookbinding, an Oriental Institute publication, which has an extra twist in each stitch. I’ll experiment with it, but it looks trickier than the one I use. Maybe it’s because most of those examples have only two sewing stations? I really need to be eliminating a sewing station for the sake of general authenticity, so I’ll give it a shot.

Anyway. Then the book after sewing:

It’s all together, but not yet straightened, pounded and pressed. You can see the one errant quire at the top of the stack, sitting a little farther back into the block than the others. That little bugger was hard to fix. I did fix it. Actually, now that I look at it, the stitches look just like the ones in the extant example. I think I was looking at the center sewing station rather than the edges. I obviously need to eliminate that center station.

The correct one (closest to my hand) and the errant one:

If you look closely, you can see the difference in the two stitches. One is more regular, like a chain, and the other looks more twisted, like a rope. That ropey one is the correct one.

Enough about stitches. I took the block, hammered the spine edge flat, and then clamped the book and its boards into a rope press. I need a new rope press (mine is sucky). However, through liberal application of knife, files and elbow grease, I got a really nice, square book block:

I am really proud of this. It’s not perfect, but it’s very close to being good. I have some ideas for next time (and some great tips from the judges at KA&S).

And then I glued paper hinges to the spine, as visible in this photo:

These were not actually correct, but I know what to do next time (they are way too wide).

After this should have been the application of the endpapers, but I didn’t realize that until much later. I suppose it’s good that I plan on making more of these, no?

Once the spine was dry, I used gum arabic to stick a little bit of leather to the head of the spine to serve as the core for the endbands. Gum arabic is funny for this application – you spread it on, let it dry, and then rewet it like you would a stamp. It sort of works. My leather was too thick anyhow; we’ll see how thinner leather fares. Then you sew waxed thread through the sewing holes at the head and tail of the spine to create the weft threads for the endbands:

These wefts are the original ones I sewed, before I realized there were too many. I pulled them out and reduced the number by half (which made a big difference). Really you only need one weft thread per quire.

I took blue and white silk thread and a curved needle and twisted them while sewing to generate the trademark chevron pattern used in Islamic books:

I have totally got the hang of this, which is AWESOME, because it drove me bonkers the last time I tried it. I’ve been practicing.

Then came time for the leather covers. I spend an embarrassingly long time trying to divine the geometry behind the design I was copying, but realized I need to learn a lot more about Islamic geometry before I do that. As it was, I tried for four hours and finally gave up and traced the design. From this:

(Yes, I taped the paper to the monitor and gingerly traced it. Yes, I realize that there is an easier way to do it, but didn’t want to spend the gas when I had this solution at hand.)

I had tried making my own pasteboard

but was not at all satisfied with it, so I used regular bookbinder’s board for the covers (I will keep working at pasteboard). I pasted one on the leather with wheat paste and then did a really good job of stretching the leather over the board:

It was really stretchy, which I later found out was because it was alum-tanned. This is important, because alum-tanned leather is hard to tool without using heat, as it is very elastic. I feel much better about my tooling skills, now that I know that. However, I didn’t do too badly, all things considered:

Then I cut the other remaining boards and laid everything on the leather for the rest of the tooling:

There is some disorder in the steps, but I’m working on figuring out how those go. I think I was supposed to tool before doing turn-ins, but I did it the other way, since I’m still learning.

Here’s the book plus turn-ins, with cover flap untooled:

So I finished all of that, and block stamped leather for the doublures (covering for the inside of the covers). Then I glued that in:

I was dinged on my crap trimming job, which I totally deserved. It was a crap trimming job.

And then I gilded the covers, using gold ink in place of shell gold, since I’d never used shell gold before and shell gold is kind of amazingly expensive. Another thing for next time.

Here’s one cover in progress:

Then a detail of it almost done:

And then totally done:

And the cover flap:

I realized after I came up with this design that the actual design appeared later in the book I was pulling extant examples from. And then the A&S judges pointed out that while lovely, my interpretation was inconsistent with other period examples. Oh, well. Lesson learned.

I also came up with a design for the fore-edge flap, and it’s pretty accurate, except that there is no Arabic text on it:

After that I pasted in endleaves, having not realized I could use them until too late, and guessed (incorrectly) at where the blue paint needed to go. It looked lovely, all things considered.

So that’s pretty much it. Later today I’ll post about Kingdom A&S, which is the continuation of the saga, and yielded many exciting new bits of information.

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Crazy project is still crazy

But I found some time to make delicious chicken meatballs:

(Obviously have not spent much time cleaning my kitchen. That will come soon.)

We ate those things for so long, and I’m so sad they’re gone. The last few found their way to the top of a spinach salad. Yum yum.

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Big things

Hang in there a bit longer – I’ve been working on a big bookbinding project. I promise posts once it’s done and I have more time free!

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Renaissance Festival

I learned a valuable lesson this weekend: go to the Renaissance Festival on a cooler day. You will feel better and also save money on bottled water. (Did you know the RenFest has a monopoly on water? They do. If you’re seen with a cup of water, they can shut down whoever gave it to you. That’s not cool.)

Anyway. Jennie had gone in April, but since she’s so awesome she agreed to go again with me this past weekend, Obby in tow.

Renfest!

It was pirate weekend, and we were suitably pirated-out. I had an umbrella covered with skulls and crossbones, and what I thought was a piratey outfit, but in actuality I looked more like a gypsy with a kooky umbrella. Oh, well.

Jennie wore the pirate hat. She made a better pirate than I.

In true piratical fashion, she attempted to deal with some fairies.

There was an epic fan battle.

The fairies fled.

We happened upon them later.

Then there was a long walk, some frozen lemonade, a pickle, potato chips, and a nice long lie-down under a tree while hydrating, so that I didn’t pass out (it was a real threat). The tree was so pretty. I got to look at it for a while.

Pretty. Some guy asked if I was meditating, and took my photo. So weird.

After recovering from the heat a bit, we actually did stuff.

Saw the Barely Balanced folks (they are so cool).

Drank some tea at the teahouse, noodled around a bit.

Observed the pirate auction (yes, there were pirates).

Sadly, the heat kept most folks away. Normally, I don’t mind small crowds, but I could’ve done without the heat.

Before leaving, Obby indulged in some beef jerky.

Mmmmmmmeat.

Yep. Going way earlier in the year next time. It’s less fun when it’s all hot outside.

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Oh, Wonder Husband

I do not know that you realized the risk associated with training the cat to sit on your shoulder. Yes, he is an adorable, fuzzy pirate accessory. And yes, he does seem to like it. However, there is this:

“AH LUV YUR HEAD. IT R MY BEST FRENDS.”

(No, seriously. He was purring and making biscuits.)

“I CANNOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO GET DOWN FROM HERE.”

“WHATEVER. THINGS ARE FINE. I’LL JUST STAY HERE A WHILE.”

Johnny Cat doesn’t know what’s going on, but he’s certain that he doesn’t like it.

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FREEEEEEE

This will be short and sweet.

1. I am a designer. Designers are beginning to need to design things for iPads (even me, actually).

2. I am not made of money.

3. This is a perfect solution.

Provided I’m that lucky person, of course.

Anyway, even if you’re totally weirded out by contest things on blogs, you should check out Design for Mankind, because it’s a really fantastic design inspiration blog, and it’s also the home of an extensive collection of really beautiful triangles (I’m serious), plus a source for lovely fashion accessories. Go! Look at things! Be inspired!

(I’m posting this to enter a contest offered by MeridaHome at Design For Mankind! I want to win the iPad 2! And I love Erin’s shoes! .http://www.meridahome.com/ & http://www.designformankind.com/)

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S&W shopping

Do not fear, gentle reader! I did do the requisite S&W shopping. And here are my purchases:

Silk, merino and cashmere blend roving from Creatively Dyed Yarns. We hit this booth up first every year. I brought some yarn from last year to knit, but totally forgot to wind it into a ball. Since it takes me so long to knit with this stuff (it’s so awesome that I need a really really good project for it), I decided roving was a better route to go this year. It’s luscious and soft. I have completely spaced on the colorway. It’s either Mela or Castagna.

As I did last year, I spent far too long deliberating what to purchase from the Spanish Peacock. I clutched a rosewood lucet for a while, and then spotted this beauty. Since I really don’t need to work on multiple lucet project simultaneously and I desperately need to work on multiple spinning projects simultaneously, this was the obvious choice. I have forgotten the woods. There was another that was a caramel-colored knurled wood whorl with an ebony shaft. It was beautiful. Next year perhaps I’ll be brave enough to try a Russian supported spindle.

I found this lovely, soft baby camel roving and it was a steal, so I bought four ounces for myself and two more four-ounce packages for friends.  I also bought some tiny clay chickens for my mother-in-law and the CG, but did not photograph them. Trust me when I tell you they were adorable.

Lastly, there was a frenzy of shopping at the end of the day, when Baobh informed me that the Sanguine Gryphon was, in fact, at S&W this year. It’s funny – when I look online and I see what other people buy, I’m amazed by the bright jewel colors of Bugga. Then when I buy for myself, I end up getting really non-bright, non-jewel colors. This skein is Skinny Bugga in the Fig Eater colorway, and I think it looks delicious. I bought a skein of Autumn Tiger Beetle a while back as part of a Christmas present binge (I gave the rest of the binge yarn away, except for one in Horseshoe Crab that will become something for Wonder Husband), and confirmed the wisdom of that purchase; I picked up that same yarn four or five times while browsing, before realizing that I already owned it.

All in all, it was a pretty sedate shopping spree. Not pictured are the crazy bindis I forced on people, a book on mehendi patterns, a little bag of madder root powder for dyeing fabric and a small gift for my niece (I don’t know if she’s gotten it yet, so I will have to be secretive about that for now).

And finally, here is my handsome cat.

(I am so unused to having a camera with a flash. I became frustrated with the results of my flash-less photos until Jennie reminded me that I actually had a flash. Crazy!)

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